Birth of a Leader- 1974Edit
Our leader, Slothy, was born in 1974 in West Germany, after Vietnam ended. His mother was Slothina, and his father was Slothur Malenkov. He was born under Capitolist rule, but he soon began to love com
Slothy said his first words in 1975. His first words were... "Kill all the Capitolist bastards!" H
e began sloth school in 1976. He was fascinated how he learned more, and more about communism. But he also hated how he learned more, and more, about Capitolist country America. In honor of his hatred towards America, he burned the American flag on his homefront on the Fourth of July. They arrested him, as soon as he done that. But, since they found out he was communist, they shipped him off to East Germany (at the time, under Communist rule). Slothy was happy, very happy.
Slothy was verry happy throughout the late 70's. Carter was fucking up on his presidency, and he was in a country where they supported communism. Then when the 80's came, a person prooved to be more better than Carter. Reagan. He was furious that Reagan won as president. When the election of 84 came around, the only time that Slothy visited the Capitolist country, h
e voted for Walter Mondale (because he may be like his president, Carter, in the late 70's). But he was happy because Reagan, secretly, was ruining the American soil.
End of Communism in Soviet Russia- 1986-1991Edit
Slothy liked how Reagan was ruining the country, but he also disliked him trying to end communism. He threw slurs at the president, during his speeches, and also he threw food at the president too. But, he knew that it would not work. The worst dictator of Soviet Russia, Mikhail Gorbachev, announced in 1991 that the Soviet Union had collapsed. Slothy cried and cried and cried till he didn't feel no more tears come out of his eyes.